Door to door salesman

Door to door salesman Funny Jokes Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 by Author @ 11:56 AM A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, ... latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "&&** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money ... my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all over her hallway carpet. [more...]

Date: 2008-12-18 03:57:16

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weirdest vacuum cleaner sales experience ever

Settle in...this is a bit of a long one, but I think, worth the read.A couple of weeks ago, I got a telemarketing call from Kirby, wanting to peddle their new carpet cleaning system in return for the chance to shampoo the carpet in two rooms of my house. Normally [more...]

Date: 2009-01-08 07:01:00

Dreaming...

As I sit here watching my two boys throw pieces of their dinner onto the carpet, I dream about being chosen by MomDot to be a Dyson Domestic Diva! I'm in dire need of a new vacuum cleaner, but can't seem to convince my husband that the Dyson is worth the money that they cost [more...]

Date: 2009-01-18 23:23:32

Red Ring Of Death - How To Take Care Of Your Xbox 360

.fullpost{display:inline;}By Marc SandfordThe Xbox 360 is a fantastic thing to behold when it works ... it off the carpet with props, put it on a table, or use it on an uncarpeted and solid surface ... because there's so much air passing through the fans which act like vacuum cleaners. Cleaning the fans [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 14:33:00

Irobot Roomba 418 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner Bundle Review

Nowadays there is the machine which give cofort to the people. And that's why there is the all invention are invented ... on stairsAutomatic surface transitioning adjusts entire cleaning head for both carpet and hard floorLow ... -to-medium pile carpetAdvanced power system provides up to 120 minutes of cleaning powerReturns [more...]

Date: 2008-12-09 17:50:36

WHERE HAVE ALL THE BOYS GONE?

It's Sunday evening and the smell of teenagers have left the house ... the dog isn't interested. But then, she had the pleasure of playing vacuum cleaner around the boy's feet ... -always-empty stomachs. There's leaves on the couch and dirt on the carpet, soda rings on the coffee [more...]

Date: 2009-01-11 22:52:25

My Doctor Says to Buy a Miele Vacuum Cleaner, Why?

by Kristina Brown Does this situation appear familiar? ... s hair all over the carpet. Quickly you try to pick up the pets hair and find it will not come up off the carpet and you only have minutes till company arrives. You finally give up on the pet hair [more...]

Date: 2008-09-02 16:20:49

Spic And Span Floors With A Robot Vacuum Cleaner!

by Ned Dagostino Straight out of a Richie Rich comic book comes Irona, the robot maid! This time she’s here to help you do the floors ... or the carpet and determines how many passes it should make over that area. The models that are available [more...]

Date: 2009-01-10 10:30:57

Out of Commission

I'm back. I have certainly been out of commission the last several days ... for detergent and cleaners and stuff like thatI sewedI entertained guestsMy house was spic and spanMy ... a day or soThe carpet hasn't been vacuumed in awhile...at least a weekI haven't swept the floor in many [more...]

Date: 2009-01-07 20:11:00

Man gets caught having sex with Vacuum.

Thanks to Mr Bigg for sending this in. There. You happy ass happy now? Stankin ass.lol Now don’t get me wrong, those new dyson vacuum cleaners are sexy ass sexy. I mean they damn near pull the fibers OUT your damn carpet n shyt. Even snatch the COLOUR up out that bytch [more...]

Date: 2008-10-20 03:32:59

First cordless vacuums to earn Energy Star® Approval

Do you really hate dirt? Do you want to get rid of them? You might buy vacuum to the job for you ... that fits your style like Hand Vacs, Stick and Broom Vacs, Carpet Cleaners and even parts [more...]

Date: 2008-06-24 11:39:38

Pet Hair Eraser To The Rescue

When you hear the name Bissell, you often think about those great carpet shampooers that this company manufacturs. You will be excited to learn that Bissell also makes high quality vacuum cleaners [more...]

Date: 2008-10-29 19:27:29

Dirt Devil® AccuCharge™

Wow, another amazing vacuum we have here. It is the Dirt Devil ... your style like Hand Vacs, Stick and Broom Vacs, Carpet Cleaners and even parts and accessories. Click [more...]

Date: 2008-06-27 12:10:20

Monday Swap’n Shop

For Sale: firewood $40 per rick; Reugar Mark II .22 rifle  785-0385 Trade: big screen TV for some carpet; big man’s recliner  424-7240 For Sale: 5 ... : 2007 Suzuki 4-wheeler  785-6069 For Sale: Sear’s cordless drill; old Dr. Pepper machine; Mustang Hirst ... table with 2 chairs; vacuum cleaner  848-6940 For Sale: mountain bike  995-2374 For Sale: [more...]

Date: 2008-12-22 14:26:39

Life on a Budget.

If I had my way, I'd hire a house cleaner. And then a dog walker. And then a part-time cook ... ALL OVER the carpet, and at the very moment I wrap up the vacuum cord and put it away they deposit more bold black hair covering our off-white carpet, I will cut it off. (who puts off-white carpet [more...]

Date: 2009-01-17 19:03:00

Compare Various Vacuum Cleaners To Get The Best One

A vacuum cleaner is an electronic device that utilizes air suction to remove dust and other nasty debris from your carpets, making them cleaner, ... vacuum cleaner reviews to locate ones that remove at least 99% of these microscopic airborne particles ... . Buying a top quality make of vacuum cleaner can save you money in the long run. This is because [more...]

Date: 2009-01-11 14:32:09

Best Rated Vacuum Cleaner

by Matt Peters Any consumer can easily find himself lost in the number of choices he has for vacuum cleaners ... vacuum cleaner comes in the form of a canister vacuum that is designed for both carpets and bare floors ... that is pushed back into the room is clean and dust free. Since it is not very heavy, one doesn’ [more...]

Date: 2009-01-17 20:14:22

Vacuum Cleaners News - Carpet Vacuum Cleaners

Stinky smells, messes can be avoided at dwelling. Or you can clean 'em Akron Beacon Record, ... , to be consumed by cornering the carpet-cleaning deal in. But Dyson is; genuinely, Your questions answered champion.co.uk, UK - Aug 29, 2008 'If you have carpet and wallpaper, it may not be usable [more...]

Date: 2008-08-31 21:04:20

Oh Honey, Please Change the Vacuum Celaner Bag!

As a stay at home mother, I always make sure that our house is always clean especially since I have toddlers who are always making a mess after I ... he is off from work which makes me happy. He went to vacuum the carpet and the vacuum cleaner smells ... cleaners bags belts filters brushrolls machines at www.ezvacuum.com. [more...]

Date: 2008-12-13 14:57:00

Bissell: We mean Clean (CONTEST, Canada included)

I have five cats. Five cats + 1 DH + 1 child = DISASTER for your carpet. If I told you how many times I steam clean a month, you wouldn’t believe me ... of innovative floor care products such as vacuums, carpet sweepers, carpet deep cleaners and bare floor ... and wear, our tan carpet can take a HUGE beating. I know personally, our stairs see the most [more...]

Date: 2008-10-09 22:44:21

Getting the Right Vacuum Cleaner for Your Home

Buying a vacuum cleaner might seem easy, but there are important issues to consider ... with hardwood floors may also want vacuum cleaners, but they will likely be more interested in a canister ... a stronger vacuum if the house is carpeted. In addition, pets or children can affect how often [more...]

Date: 2008-06-07 00:15:02

My Doctor Says to Buy a Miele Vacuum Cleaner, Why?

by Kristina Brown Do you own a house that never feels clean because your vacuum cleaner does not seem to be able to pick up the pet hair on the ... floor in the kitchen and then the mess on the living room carpet? In many cases it is the vacuum ... than any other vacuum cleaner. How could this machine be beneficial to me if I have bare floors [more...]

Date: 2008-09-02 16:43:30

Best Guide to Read Important Information For Upright Carpet Cleaner

It is safe to say that the market is literally flooded with Hoover Steamvac, especially uprights ... and easier to use than a canister vacuum cleaner. You will also find that an upright vacuum cleaners ... to get to places. How To Choose An Upright Vacuum Upright vacuum cleaners have a power rating [more...]

Date: 2008-12-26 04:47:02

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