Slapstacy

Slapstacy January 7th, 2009 By ed Apart from ‘finessing’ the next issue, ... out of everything. Twain was a consummate professional, he knew how to have a good time ... are the cleaning lady comes from a long line of cleaning ladies, ergo- she’s used to it. There are exception [more...]

Date: 2009-01-07 16:12:07

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Meet the ark

I had to post something new because I get scared every time I load my blog page. I have crazy eyes. I didn't know that ... purple sand. It's a fun time, except when you have to host it. By Friday afternoon I should have a clean house and some appetizers prepared for the ladies. Today was a cleaning day, and so far I've [more...]

Date: 2008-10-15 21:17:03

I Hate New Jersey

It's true--I hate New Jersey. I have for years. Ironically, ... ? TRASHED. New Jersey Beyotch seemed to think that the other five of us were her cleaning ladies ... about being neat and cleaning the seat? Yeah, she had never heard it. Sooooo gross. As time went [more...]

Date: 2009-01-14 03:34:37

Busy days and all

Just so I won’t forget…  been so overwhelm with so many things to do in real life and online too ... if there are new sales on hand Arrange date for a general cleaning and tell the twice a month cleaning lady to come before Friday Go to the grocery and replenish our fridge and pantry stocks Arrange [more...]

Date: 2008-12-16 01:07:53

Cleaning Equipment: Cheaper Than Hiring a Cleaning Lady

Now up for online auction is this lot of various floor cleaning equipment. The sale will include 19 items that consist of scrubbers, buffers and vacuums. You'll receive ... 17B floor scrubber2 Clarke Buffers1 upright vacuumThese items are in good working condition [more...]

Date: 2008-12-28 22:36:53

Ok So I tipped The Cleaning Lady....

cl k     Ok so I tipped the cleaning lady. She earned it. Yes we do things a little different at Barstool World Headquarters.   — [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 00:00:00

Wanted: Cleaning Lady!

In today’s fast-paced world, the needs of cleaning services have changed significantly ... procedure. So if you are you looking for a professional cleaning service in Atlanta, or nearby areas ... service requirements. That is why their cleaning program is not the same for two homes; they tailor [more...]

Date: 2008-11-30 03:54:48

Feeling a bit pissy today

But its got squat to do with anyone else. Promise. Meh. You know, I honestly think that in *my* case, PMS stands for POST Menstrual Syndrome! ... thing about today … my cleaning lady is back. HALLE-bloody-LOO-yah!! I can finally stop stressing about trying to be Superwoman (while failing miserably at it) and reclaim my title as Domestic [more...]

Date: 2009-01-13 10:08:48

Clean thoughts can soften moral judgments

Throughout our language, the vocabulary of physical cleanliness is also used to describe moral cleanliness ... a physical preference for cleaning products. This "Lady Macbeth effect" is reminiscent of the infamous ... real way. The act of cleaning, or even just thinking about the concept of cleanliness, can influence [more...]

Date: 2008-11-26 12:30:32

A NEW CHAPTER

i have no photos to share as i am posting from work.  yes that's right.  work ... .  i'll also be learning all about doors and windows that the different manufacturers produce.  even ... is that we let our cleaning lady of over 12 years go.  i hated to do it but we just had to.  time to cut [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 19:33:18

Eric Holder and the Terrorists

Joseph Connor, at the Los Angeles Times, offers one of the more powerful personal stories of the loss from terrorism I've read:In 1975, ... . Instead, while my father was at a business lunch at the historic Fraunces Tavern in New York's ... as a cleaning lady. He was a terrific father. His death has left a gaping hole in our lives.Now [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 23:16:00

What's with all the Cleaning?

Christmas has come and gone, and I certainly hope you had a merry one. I love Christmas, and I'm always sad to see it go ... a maid service, but apparently he has. Before I got married, I told Mrs. Commissioner, I can live ... because the house is disgusting. Mr. and Mrs. Commissioner used to have a cleaning lady (actually [more...]

Date: 2008-12-27 11:14:15

Is the Server Running - optimal use of redundancy on a budget

When purchasing a server, most companies select a server class computer from a reputable manufacturer ... you a lot of grief if the cleaning lady decides to connect her vacuum cleaner to an outlet connected ... . If we take into account only the garden variety commercial servers and ignore the hugely expensive fault [more...]

Date: 2008-12-06 21:11:00

Why decaf tea is an ineffective beverage of choice

January 15, 2009 in Fire in the hole, Life as a kid Miss M has to be out the door at 8 (8:05, really, I guess, but I’m punctual) on school days ... ; you have to eat and get dressed and GO!”Miss M: “There’s a fire on the couch!”AM: “There a fire on the rug ... I am especially insane because my cleaning lady comes and I drive carpool. But today Taxman is [more...]

Date: 2009-01-15 12:54:59

Border Protection Official Arrested For Hiring Illegal Aliens

OK She IS From Massachusetts but Lorraine Henderson's Job as a top US Border Protection Official includes helping keep illegal immigrants out of the ... was arrested Friday on suspicion of encouraging one of her cleaning ladies -- said to be an illegal immigrant ... had been advised in a memo not to employ illegal immigrants as domestic help, the [more...]

Date: 2008-12-05 18:08:35

Clean Your Oven Without Losing Nose Hairs

I am all for effective hair removal but seriously ladies cleaning my oven is not how I want to do it! Oven cleaners are one of THE most dangerous cleaning products ever. What if you could clean ... upon us perhaps that oven is in need of a good cleaning. Allow me to share a green clean nugget [more...]

Date: 2008-11-13 08:54:14

Cleaning Your Tile

Cleaning Your Tile Filed under: Advice, Anything Goes, Home Improvement, Misc, ... and my sanity, she had me read the article, “Tile Grout Cleaning and Sealing.” It was a great article ... Women A friend of mine who is a cleaning lady for Orange County carpet cleaners recommended [more...]

Date: 2008-12-16 20:53:54

Bad Mother Lost

Yesterday, I got lost. Badly lost. Like, lost as in take the wrong train and end up a station with a name similar to the one that you were aiming ... of stairs that took you twenty minutes and the assistance of a blind man to get down, what with the infant ... the passport offices with an on-duty Jamaican cleaning lady and a half-dozen teenage goth [more...]

Date: 2008-07-16 13:57:30

Moving to India. Step 10: Become an Employer

Working abroad has been a wish of mine for some time now. Xebia offers me the opportunity to live and work in India ... that so far he has been right. In our case we employ a cook, a cleaning lady and a driver. We are very ... with his wive and two children. He was involved in the construction of the building and has been living [more...]

Date: 2008-12-23 07:36:00

Bad mum forgot about the Australian sun

This has been a bad went, with lots of medical bills and then our car goes and kicks the bucket ... and valcuumed more often. Basically I have to be come a cleaning lady lol. Seriously though our house ... aren't fussy where they live mostly in upholstery. Hopefully once under control [more...]

Date: 2009-01-18 08:01:00

THE GIFT CLOSET

My dream closet (Flickr)Well, I had a 8am PTO (GPO at our school-Greenhills Parent Organization) ... 1 has some pink, green, red, etc. leather covered tape measures for $2.00. I always find some cute little ... to stock up. Off to Target for an ornament box, my cleaning lady did not come, my kid's have several [more...]

Date: 2009-01-09 17:50:00

Amann Hired by Donovan: Is That Wrong?

The new Speaker of Connecticut’s House of Representatives, Chris Donovan, has hired as a senior advisor, at a salary of $120,000-per-year, ... s buddy George, who finally gets a decent job, has sex with a cleaning lady on his desk. He is found out and called on the carpet by his new boss, who promptly fires him, eliciting the following [more...]

Date: 2009-01-17 14:36:00

Reconsidering Jeans

The post above made me start rethinking my personal denim strategy.I have finally found a jean that fits and looks good on me...the APC New Cure. The New Cure has a great slim leg and doesn't sit too high or low on the waist. Of course my cleaning lady washed my "unwashed" hard denim jeans recently which I thought would ruin them [more...]

Date: 2008-12-11 13:26:00

‘Californication’: Karen Gets in on the Act

"Going Down and Out in Beverly Hills" drags out Hank's anticipation of Janie Jones for yet another episode, but offers up her cleaning lady for a temp job. Karen finds out about Mia and Ashby. Charlie plays ... and that she was tired of sharing him. Hank retires to the pool house to change out of those wet clothes [more...]

Date: 2008-11-17 19:15:29

Rug Burned

Rug Burned Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 by Author @ 11:06 AM A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady ... of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady [more...]

Date: 2008-11-09 03:09:03

From Looking to Seeing: Student Learning in the Visual Turn

“Viewing” exercise on the first day of class1 Gordon Parks, "Washington, D.C. Government Charwoman, Aug. 1942" (photograph of Ella Watson, from the Library of Congress). Olivia: The focus of the photograph is of a black cleaning lady. She has a solemn, almost sad, undignified look in her eyes. She does [more...]

Date: 2009-01-18 17:37:06

Ten on Tuesday

10 Things You Want for the Holiday Here are some materialistic stuff for the holiday! 1. I want a 24″ iMac! 2 ... 7. A whole body massage and spa would really be nice. 8. Someone to help me around the house..A cleaning lady is nice! 9. A cook! Ha!~ 10. And more money for shopping spree!!! Need I say [more...]

Date: 2008-11-25 15:01:47

Spring Cleaning + Silver Sequins

Oh man! I think I just gave myself a hernia. Is that possible? ... that painful. Our cleaning lady {Alba} came today and after three weeks without her {due to the holidays ... be as good a time as any to clean out the shed that sits on our roof patio all warm and cozy and full [more...]

Date: 2009-01-08 22:49:38

Left on the shelf...

No I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about stunning crystal lights by Phillipe Starck ... from your ceiling... Ylighting_2019_288582358 Morecicatricesdeluxe801 ... $5412' Should you have the money and a good cleaning lady, you can see them in more detail [more...]

Date: 2008-09-07 09:42:37

Idol Bikini Girl Video -- Idol Overnights Huge But Still Off a Drop from 2008

At his THR blog, Hibberd is reporting a preliminary number of 30.1 million homes and an 11 ... its on is upstairs and I have both the cleaning lady and the window cleaners here at the same time. (Trying to coordinate all that and keep Homer from sticking his nose up the window washer's butt is a chore [more...]

Date: 2009-01-14 18:11:34

a legend gone

There was a great loss in the art world this week, at the least the American art world. Andrew Wyeth died at 91 years old. I forgot ... looked better. I also would not squawk at going from a neighbor's cleaning lady to model/goddess [more...]

Date: 2009-01-18 19:55:00

day four:

it is the last days for a few visitors. one of her step mothers brothers, and her aunt, uncle, ... . as we pull away i roll down the window and the air is warm and wet and there are christmas carols playing ... the brush we see a cleaning lady and i nod and start [more...]

Date: 2009-01-09 19:32:00

Traumatic events at the pool.

It's been too long since we had a pool story, hasn't it? My pool here is just so mellow, not much happens. Anyway, this was yesterday.I was cleaning in the shower area of the ladies change room, and thought I smelt something a bit ... her head in from the pool deck and said "Hanna, there's a lady in there who can't move because [more...]

Date: 2009-01-10 18:12:00

Dying..

for a smoke.18 January 2009 11:00am cat - Stopped smoking today.Yesterday morning at about 11am I ran out of cigarettes ... that cigarettes are easily available here in the office is not helping, nor the fact that our cleaning lady sells [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 07:53:00

Morning..

Squirrels are having a party on my roof, scurrying around and then jumping back and forth to the oak tree.. ... for the RV show in Tampa so he'll be gone all day and I have the cleaning lady coming today so I'll [more...]

Date: 2009-01-17 12:50:04

Watch Two And A Half Men Season: 6 , Episode:12 (0 puntos)

>>Watch Two And A Half Men Season: 6 , Episode:12<< Plot summary for "Two and a Half Men" Cita : ... , a stickler or popular, what's a 'white' lie... Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's fat cleaning lady Bertha and his rich, obsessively infatuated neighbor-girl Rose who often sneaks in. Seguir [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 10:24:01

18 Ways to Wear Natural Makeup - Cop Michelle Obama's Clean, Fresh First Lady Look (CLUSTER)

(TrendHunter.com) Fashionistas have been raving about Michelle Obama’s classic sense of style, but her makeup also merits recognition. Chicago makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Myles, who is behind the First Lady’s look, told… [more...]

Date: 2009-01-18 05:27:35

Great Kick Start Breakfast @ No.76 Coffee Stall Batu Lanchang

I’ve just realised that I haven’t blogged about breakfast set, as in Western style breakfast for quite sometime ... with a few maids to help them with the serving and cleaning. The lady boss is very friendly and efficient [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 01:32:19

And … we’re OFF!

YAY, 2009 is here!! And my break (for what it was worth) is over … we’re back at work today ... tweeps recently which is awesome! My dear cleaning lady gets back next week w00t w00t! I am SO over [more...]

Date: 2009-01-09 13:01:44

Continuing the Greener Trend

As I mentioned in a previous post, I went to a little eco-friendly store in town to check out some non-toxic house paint and cleaners.  The sales lady pointed out a cleaning line called BioKleen [more...]

Date: 2009-01-13 18:34:17

Moonlighting - A guilty conscience have the fewest

A cleaning lady, many in Germany Gutverdiener not miss - is logged in the Pearl but not always. The fact that the fraud is only every fifth st?   [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 12:45:02

Cosmic Tales Adventures In Sol System - Toni Weisskopf

An anthology of SF stories set in the local area. The highlights and Charles Sheffield, ... - James P. HoganCosmic Tales 1 : Windows - Jack McDevittCosmic Tales 1 : Cleaning Lady - Travis [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 14:09:00

the closet (continuing on with aunty's junk meme)

gentlemen, move along. nothing of interest here today. this one is for the ladies. this post is part two of the "cleaning out our closets" meme started last week, with auntybelle ... is not a great look. so these are going to goodwill too. i really liked the leather and the stitching [more...]

Date: 2009-01-13 03:16:00

My Guilty Secret

Well, as many of my sweet readers remember, I was going to use a maid service to help me with the housework. I wrote about it in this post.They cleaned my house ONE time.Call me a control freak, but Ladies - I just couldn't stand the thought that these women were coming in to clean my house. They were touching those priceless items [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 17:40:00

House Cleaning Services

Reader Recommendations...Cleaning Ladies/Housekeepers/Housekeeping:Ulrike Gardenier: phone 02456 4028 She lives in Havert, German lady, speaks great English. She has years of experience cleaning [more...]

Date: 2009-01-15 20:24:00

Giveaways 1/15

Well, it's Thursday again, that means getting the kids ready to go to Grandma's house (the lady is a glutton for punishment I swear) and house cleaning day! Such a barrel of laughs! Probably not going to do much this weekend, other than catch up on sleep. Forgot to add my goal for today, as you can see I didn't totally finish [more...]

Date: 2009-01-15 18:21:00

Presidential Parenting

I found this article by Sara Kugler very interesting ... not give them the license to neglect fixing their beds or cleaning up. And with the hunt for the new ... , First Lady Michelle Obama is trying to work out a plan with the White House staff to get the kids [more...]

Date: 2008-11-27 11:46:00

Dror Benshetrit of Dror

Dror Benshetrit is a genius. We walked out of his studio in total awe ... . One night this lady came and opened her change purse while I was cleaning the table. She took her wallet [more...]

Date: 2009-01-07 22:37:40

Oil prices down, gas prices up, nursing station, The State of Mom.

Took this picture of the higher gas prices at Exxon on a blazing cheerfully blue day, temps in the mid 50's today. Phew! ... last week. The guys are now putting down linoleum after pulling up the rug, while less than two years ... lady with a couple of kids who will help her with shopping, cleaning, etc for 16 dollars an hour [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 21:57:00

Henry the hoover has a girlfriend

Henry the hoover has a girlfriend ... mysteriously cheeky smile. Turns out it was his vacuuming lady friend Hetty. Now you can have your very own miniature vacuum cleaning couple, and put them together so they can stare at each other with those [more...]

Date: 2008-11-24 14:06:47

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